Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

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perfect alibi

November 10, 2008

“there is no way I could have been there. I was at the rope store.”

– Jesse Joyce

re: man in question regarding an 18 year old girl’s hanging.

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if you can hear this, we’re not talking about you

September 23, 2008

my friend went to a petting zoo in Idaho and they just pet potatoes like retarded people.

-Keith Malley

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a craving for Jesus

April 12, 2008

i think it’s a cross between a regular cone and a sugar cone.

i think Jesus is a sugar cone made with Equal.

-Keith Malley

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are you there God?

April 10, 2008

do you mutter your needs to an invisible giant?

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Mark Twain

March 26, 2008

loyalty to your country always. loyalty to your government when it deserves it.