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Alphabet Movies: let’s make a porno

March 5, 2010

F; Fargo

P; Post Grad

C; Cesky Sen (Czech Dream)

B; (The) Business of Being Born

#; 17 Again

I; (The) Invention of Lying

A; (The) Amateurs

confession: i saw the first ten minutes of this movie back in 2006. Joey Pants came to Penn State to premiere it and hold a Q&A, etc. it was supposed to be really fun! but then the projector stopped working so the night came to a screeching halt. so yeah, they re-scheduled the viewing but i was unable to attend. never saw the rest.

thank god for Netflix! hey-yo i’m telling you, the 9 bucks a month i shell out for one dvd in the mail at a time and unlimited “watch now” action is totally worth it. you can watch so much!

so this movie is about a small town that decides to make a porno to raise money for something? or for Jeff Bridges? honestly I forget. since I saw the beginning 4 years ago I thought i would be all smart and just skip over the beginning again to get right to the action. obviously a mistake since i can’t remember why they’re making the movie. whatever, it’s not that important.

so the whole town gets involved! everybody from that kid from Almost Famous to Lorelei Gilmore. ok, she’s not really involved but she’s in the movie! what did i learn from this movie? black gentlemen are definitely not all well-hung. which, duh, i think i knew that. young girls that work at the local DQ-esque establishment will bend over backwards to be in your movie. and the chick who works at the mattress store likes to get her freak on.

so i love Jeff Bridges, which made this movie worth watching. it’s a cute little flick that’ll have you rooting for these guys. nothing spectacular, but cute.

and i guess i should just say straight out that there is no actually porn in this movie. of course there isn’t!

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